next two games unspeakable disasters

[Event "ICC"]
[Site "Internet Chess Club"]
[Date "2009.12.03"]
[White "nhkatz"]
[Black "chessjuggler"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "1356"]
[BlackElo "1317"]
[ECO "B01"]
[Opening "Scandinavian (center counter) defense"]
[TimeControl "120+6"]

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 c6 3. dxc6 g6 4. d4 Bg7 5. Bf4 Nxc6
6. Nf3 Nf6 7. Bc4 Bf5 8. O-O O-O 9. Nh4 Bc8 10. Nc3 a6
11. d5 Na7 12. d6 e6 13. Bg5 Qb6 14. Bxf6 Bxf6 15. Nf3 Qxb2
16. Ne4 Qxa1 17. Qxa1 Bxa1 18. Rxa1 Kg7 19. Rd1 Bd7 20. Ne5 Rad8
21. Nc5 Bc6 22. Nxc6 Nxc6 23. Nxb7 Rd7 24. Nc5 Rdd8 25. d7 Ne5
26. Bxa6 Ra8 27. Bc8 Rxa2 28. h3 Nc6 29. Nb7 Rxc2 30. d8=Q Nxd8
31. Nxd8 Rxc8 32. Nb7 Rb8 33. Nc5 Rfc8 34. Nd7 Rb5 35. Ra1 Rd8
36. Ra7 Rb1+ 37. Kh2 Rb2 38. Ne5 Rxf2 39. Kg3 Rf5 40. Nc6 Rd3+
41. Kh2 Rd2 42. Nd8 Rff2 43. Nxe6+ Kf6 44. Nc5 Rxg2+ 45. Kh1 Rh2+
46. Kg1 Rdg2+ 47. Kf1 Rc2 48. Ne4+ Kg7 49. Kg1 Rhg2+ 50. Kf1 Rge2
51. Ng5 Rf2+ 52. Ke1 Rce2+ 53. Kd1 Rb2 54. Ke1 Rf5 55. Ne4 Re5
0-1

[Event "ICC"]
[Site "Internet Chess Club"]
[Date "2009.12.03"]
[White "Griffon"]
[Black "nhkatz"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1161"]
[BlackElo "1332"]
[ECO "C22"]
[Opening "Center game"]
[TimeControl "120+6"]

1. e4 e5 2. d4 exd4 3. Qxd4 Nc6 4. Qd1 Bc5 5. Nf3 d6
6. Nc3 Nf6 7. Bd3 O-O 8. Qe2 Nd4 9. Nxd4 Bxd4 10. Bd2 Ng4
11. Be3 Bxe3 12. fxe3 Qg5 13. Nd5 c6 14. Nf4 Qh4+ 15. g3 Qh6
16. O-O-O Nf6 17. h3 Qg5 18. Qf3 d5 19. e5 Nd7 20. h4 Nxe5
21. hxg5 Nxf3 22. Bxh7+ Kh8 23. Be4+ Kg8 24. Bxf3 Re8 25. Rh2 Kf8
26. Rdh1 Ke7 27. e4 dxe4 28. Bxe4 Kd6 29. Bd3 Bg4 30. Ng2 Kc7
31. Bc4 Re7 32. Rh8 Rxh8 33. Rxh8 Rd7 34. Bd3 c5 35. b3 b5
36. Rh7 c4 37. bxc4 bxc4 38. Bxc4 Rd1+ 39. Kb2 Rd2 40. Ne3 Bf3
41. Rxg7 Rd7 42. Rxf7 Rxf7 43. Bxf7 Kd7 44. g6
1-0